Hello, I'm Apple the founder of the Pie Legacy.


And this is my shitty "house" so far....not for long though.

The first thing I did was to take the first step of my dreams, and get a job at the local restaurant.

Then since I needed to get laid I needed to find a good mate, I went door to door looking for a good bachelor, and I found one...

In Christopher Steel. Why were we talking about octopi? well, some people have wired..fetishes.

Apple: *In seductive voice* and it will be just you, me a clown and an octopus.
Christopher: Oh..my..god..that's so fucking hot.

Right when I was about to get laid hit it off with Christopher, I had to go to work.


Will apple and Christopher hit it off? will they ever find an octopus to make sweet love to? Find out in chapter 2!

The next couple of days went by slowly....

I woke up early to read my cook books.

Paid the RIDICULOUSLY expensive 9$ bills!

Went to work

Took a shower at the gym.

And fished and collected seeds to sell, everything was rather boring until.....

I GOT A PROMOTION! with a bulging pocket of 2,000$ I decided to give myself a treat.

a double bed! but for no particular reason...

No reason at all.
Christopher: Do you think she'll let me put funny glasses of the octopus?

Apple & Christopher: FINALLY

Over the next few weeks Christopher and I had allot of fun together OUTSIDE of the bedroom. (as well as in, of course)

Apple: *whispering seductively* You know what I'm going to do to you? hold your hand.
Christopher: Ohhh my god.

12:00 PM: Christopher and I became boyfriend and girlfriend.

12:04 PM: I proposed to Christopher, he accepted!

12:08 PM: We are officially married!

This is the new member of the family, Christopher Pie!




With the money Christopher brought into the family and the tax benefits, we were able to build the first installment of the Legacy house! Isn't she a beauty?

What is in store for Chris and Apple? find out in Chapter 3!

Chris and I had an amazing first night in that house..

Of course, we don't want kids right away so we used my method of protection, which is me being on top, its simple gravity! Genius isn't it?
2 weeks later...

Apple: Oh, Shit.


Apple: I just realized something! I want a sandwich...

AND I'M PREGNANT!

As I'm getting closer and Closer to delivering our baby Chris and I decided to spend the entire day fishing and collecting, I ended up catching a Butterfly worth 100$ and Chris found a 600$ guitar at the bottom of the pond.

Chris: Hello baby! when you come out I will give you lots and lots of shoes!
Apple: ........

I hate toilets!

OH MY GOD!! GET IT OUT OF ME!

It's a girl! I named her Peach.

The growing house.

Apple put the baby down as fast as possible to get down to business.

Yes, that business, are you surprised?
Chris: Baby, are you sure the baby won't be scarred for life if we do it right in front of her?
Apple: Kids have to grow up sometime, right?
Chris:......so true.

Peach: *twitch twitch*

Apple: Here we go baby, you need to grow up nice and strong to pop out more heirs.

Apple: I HATE TOILETS!!!!!!

This morning, the toilet got over flooded, the shower broke and the baby wouldn't stop crying.
Apple: GOD DAMN!!!!
Chris: Oh, shit...did I just piss my pants?!? (he, in fact did )

Chris: You know what Peach? I don't really like you anymore.
Apple: That makes two of us!

While Christopher was at work Peach grew into a toddler!

Peah: you! (Peach is very much scarred from her parent careless fuck)

When Chris came home he taught her to talk.

Chris: Say this: Kicking ass
Peach: kicking ass!
Chris: GOOD JOB HONEY!

Apple invited her Boss over so they could become best friends.
Emma: So what do you do when Chris isn't home?
Apple: Well...his toothbrush does the trick, plus I'm all minty fresh down there after!


Will Peach end up being heir? or is someone stiring inside Apple? (other than chris, of course) find out next chapter!