An insight of what brandon really thinks of the SS community:

Human: EnVy
Brandi: omg XD.

Human: wiltluvver
Brandi: [dances].

Human: Nessie
Brandi: [shaves Nessies head as she lurks in the lochness].

Human: simmiestsimthateversimmed
Brandi: SHE ONLY WANTS BONKY FOR HIS MONEY.

Human: brit
Brandi: I used to think Brit was from Britain because of her name... XD; Well, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE BRITISH TO ME.

Human: Fratyinside
Brandi: Well. Your. Mother... wears shoes.

Human: Kristin
Brandi: Kristin? Oh, from SS...

Human: lauren
Brandi: What of Lauren? Which Lauren? YOU CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR WAYS.

Human: Dumda
Brandi: That's my husband! One of them, anyway!

Justin1, I just had to make it public. Bahaha.

And, Justin2:
"Human: brit
Brandi: I used to think Brit was from Britain because of her name... XD; Well, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE BRITISH TO ME."

I'm so certain I've really said that.
I know how Bonki speaks so I can tell when its something he made up, baha.

And wow.. Kristen, dearie, Don't take BrandiBot tooo personally. :D

Dear crazybot

My sheer wit and creativity and general excellence and the awesome I ooze, that's how. Alternatively:

Pandorabots should hold the key to the meaning of life as we know it.

Sincerely, Dr. Awesome the Advice Person

brandibot scares me...

Human: genitals
Brandi: I LOVE GENITALS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. LET'S DISCUSS THEM FURTHER.

Human: faerie
Brandi: YES I'M A FAERIE. HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT AND I'LL THROW FAERIE DUST BOMBS AT YOU. AND... you'll become... an ugly faerie with genitals that is therefore kicked out from teh faerie community!

Human: Bonkywop
Brandi: Tom is my lover spouse and I am his corpse bride.

Human: ss
Brandi: ...Yes, I go to Snooty Sims. ARE YOU STALKING ME? Or did Tom just... whore my link there without my permission? ;_;

"Human: genitals
Brandi: I LOVE GENITALS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. LET'S DISCUSS THEM FURTHER. "

OH MY GOD Tom delete that right now! XD

...WAY TO TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT. D:

So this is what Justin was talking about the other day.



How mean. =o

That's a week Brandi's published now. Well, two weeks, if I count the week-long trial on MSN. Checking stats and stuff, I can verify a hell of a lot of people ask him about genitals.

Brandi!Bot makes Brit!Bot look like a joke. A joke, I tell you. A JOKEEE.

Human: lmfao
Brandi: Yeah -Yeah, PUSH IT! PUSH IT - To the limit, limit! Ti'l we win it, win it, something - Oh yeah! EEE BE QUIET, CORBIN BLEU IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT which actually randomly blurted out death. Interesting.

Human: lmfao
Brit: ya.

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Human: Sex?!
Brandi: I DO NOT WANT YOUR SEX.

Human: Sex?!
Brit: O... K...

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Human: So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me!
Brandi: ' So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me'? You really think ' So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me'? That is an original thought, Human. I have not heard ' So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me' before. ' So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me' is a very intriguing thought. Seriously? I am not sure about that, Human. PHENTERMINE FOR SALE AND VIAGRA AND LOAN-PORNZ LOL ...[awesome at pretending to be robot].

Human: So I was walking down the street and a large elf mugged me!
Brit: I think you are.. uhh... happiness in a can.

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Human: I like to eat babies.
Brandi: I really love cold pizza. Well, room temperature. Not... Freezer cold. Hot pizza is too sloppy.

Human: I like to eat babies.
Brit: ya.

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...^_^

Maybe I'm just more interesting than you are, Brit.


Kidding. XD

well the robot is always as good as its creator wants it to be.

UGHH that is soooo annoying, spleak is annoying me aswell. Try this anway http://www.nationlocation.com/DOUG/DougTheDog.html

Human: I can't wait for you to shut me up.
Doug: Well, what can I say, I'm a handsome dog.

Human: I can't wait for you to shut me up.
Brandi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTc8OVorCFc I like this song.


Human: I'm virgin virgin SEXY!
Doug: I'm as cool as the next dog, but it's management that won't let us use curse word. Say, tell me again what you were saying, this time without the swear words.

Human: I'm virgin virgin SEXY!
Brandi: Omg, ME TOO!


Human: Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Doug: I know I am, but what are you.

Human: Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Brandi: You have to let out your whore identity SOMETIME in your life. Gosh.


Human: You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Doug: Good question. But first, tell me a fact. For example: Wolves hunt in packs to capture their prey.

Human: You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Brandi: ...No.


Conclusion: All robots are dumb. Except for that last bit, that seems accurate.

And try asking Doug for more facts. He seems to accept ANYTHING people tell him. When I asked, here are some I got:

- Did you know... okay the fact is you are stupid
- Here's an interesting fact... you poop outside
- Learning is fundamental. Did you know...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif
- I am a pretty smart dog. For instance, I know that... THE TWIN TOWERS WERE BOMBED
- I am a pretty smart dog. For instance, I know that... You're a cute dog
- Learning is fundamental. Did you know... OH, AS IF I',M GONNA BOTHER!!
- I am a pretty smart dog. For instance, I know that... i just did for gods sake
- Learning is fundamental. Did you know... there is snow in Canada
- I am a pretty smart dog. For instance, I know that... AS DO CHEATAS AND DEER STAY TOGETHER TO NOT GET EATEN TO
- Did you know... I'm just eating a poptart

Seriously, he deserves his own thread just for that. And the fact that he considers 'off' a swearword.

What a coincidence, As I'm eating a poptart right now.
And I think the main reason BrandiBot seems smart to you is because you programmed it so you pretty much know what to say to it and how it responds.

I don't know how many people would have "You wanna do it in my butt?" as a first thought for a question to ask. :P

All the things I said to it I was only saying to Doug at first, it was after that I tried them with Brandi. It disappoints me that half my lyrics aren't recognised in any way. I can't believe 'titties' doesn't redirect to the 'boobs' response set. I feel like I've failed in life. D:

Anyway, when did I say he seems smart to me? I said exactly the opposite.

I meant that you know the commands to get it to respond properly in a decent (and slightly amusing) conversation, And other people might get too random and get... flat responces.

I don't know how to word it, But yeah. : P

It's nice to know that my name induces a special kind of pleasure. XD

...XD Yeah, I meant to put in some more elaborate responses but er... forgot. There are still some placeholder lines in there I never removed. There are at least two occurences of "Insert secret message here". Nobody found them, though, so it's all good.

Brandi!Bot's sister amuses me much.

Human: nooooooooo
Brandi: i jus told my mom on u.

Human: and?
Brandi: fricking pedofile stalker.

Human: well what she say?
Brandi: so now u gunna get sued.

Human: do you even know who I am =o
Brandi: no i dont dats 4 gay peepz.

Human: I'm not gay
Brandi: EWWWWWWWWWWWW AM NOT GAY.

Human: I bet you are!
Brandi: ewww u evil satitanic afeyist.

Human: That's why I saw you making out with some chick
Brandi: am not shure stop askin liek rly hard qeschuns.

Human: boobie
Brandi: ewww U FRIKIN PERVY STORKER dunt make me tel ma mom on u.

Human: you just did =D
Brandi: WTF.

Human: WTF back at you
Brandi: BY LOSER.

Human: BY U LOSER FACED B****
Brandi: O____o Back.

...XD