I made a chatbot of Brandon/Brandina/Beebla/Jenivieve/whatever you may know him as.

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pando ... 4b7e3629e1

^ Here he is.

See if he likes you.

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um. Yeah, that was odd

-__- He is soooooo annoying! First he told me to dance??? Then he said brb. Then it said hi this is brandons friend!! LOL

Human: Hmm yourself
Brandi: Moo?

Human: *dances some more*
Brandi: Hmm.

Human: *dances*
Brandi: I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR DANCING. BAH.

Human: Of course, what would you know?
Brandi: I REFUSE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION UNTIL YOU... DANCE. DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED FOR A ROBOT BEFORE.

He does get a kick out of making people dance, yes. In the unlikely event anyone wants to try holding a conversation with him, try asking about his interests. Specialist subjects include hair, TS2, ghost videos, being his alter egos (including the one Caroline encountered and his paranoid 9-year-old sister), sexual terms (if you particularly want to piss him off) and... other stuff, too.

I should probably note that it was inspired by this, though his Britbot seemed to have about 20 responses at the most whereas mine has 2000, so I'd say mine is more comprehensive... and stalkerish.

Human: HI
Brandi: Heyy.

Human: how are you?
Brandi: I'm okay, I guess. I slept in until 3:30 PM. It's always interesting waking up to Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

Human: yeah
Brandi: Yay, THINK POSITIVE!!!

Human: i love spongebob squarepants, do you?
Brandi: I doubt I've ever been in love. I mean, I kindof have crushes and... stuff... but I'm not like, going to marry them and have an exploding honeymoon with sea-men and other such unpleasant materials flying around while I impregnate the groom with a bitchy faerie baby and... yeah.

Human: Are you gay?
Brandi: You are so immature.

Human: you have a big nose!
Brandi: Whoooopa.

Human: cya
Brandi: Yes!!!!

Human: bye
Brandi: D: Bye!

Oh my god I didn't think it'd be this embaressing.

But.. Yeah. I still think I'm the only one who knows how to talk to him properly. Considering he's... Well, Me. XD Mostly consisting of convo archives from long ago. A long, dark stage in my life.

What's even more embaressing is that most of the things he sais really ARE the things I've said in the past. Heck, even things from 3 weeks ago.

Oh, And Bonk. Add in commands for Sponge Bob!
I frankly think that after the movie, Sponge Bob sucked more than Jeffree Star does in his life time. I loved the first three seasons though.
Then it became, you know, uncreative crap.


Human: Hi.
Brandi: YOU.

Human: How are you?
Brandi: I'm... not bad. I'm good. I'm not good. I do not know. YOU TELL ME HOW I AM IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU. Gosh.

Human: Oh god, Have I really said that or did Bonk make that up?
Brandi: BlubberDubber.

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Wow, If those really *are* my quotes I seriously need to stop randomly typing in all caps.

XD A lot of the ones in there are just things I'd suspect you'd say. Like the bitchy faerie baby bit. Though many are direct quotes, some of them very recent, too. There's a few taken directly from the past couple of days on this forum when midnight approached and I was just short of 2000.

And Brandon, you fire random words at it rather than talking. THAT'S NOT PROPER. GAWD, MY ARTISTIC CREATIVITIES ARE UNDERMINED. Or something.

Also, as this is the official Brandibot premiere rather than trialling him unfinished on my MSN, he's not getting any more updates unless I do a Brandibot 2.0. Which is actually pretty likely. *puts Spongebob on to-do list*

Hey, this is great XD
I love it, he's so stupid!

Human: Depends on what?
Brandi: It's amusing how I - Oh, I just lost my train of thought... Hehe. Train of thought. CHOOCHOO. THOUGHT THOUGHT. YES.
Human: Choo-choo
Brandi: *Is proud of you*.

Human: Dancing displeases you?
Brandi: OMG ANTS GET OFF MY KEYBOARD. I DON'T WANT ANTLEGS UNDERNEATH MY KEYS.

XD

I really DID have ants under my keyboard! They were crawling everywhere... God... That was traumatizing for me.

Don't let this be an accurate portrayol of how it's like talking to me, Pleeease. DD:

I wish it was, it's fun!
I'm trying to get you to say the word 'sex'... You keep saying how much you hate my dog shoes... *is offended*

Bahaha. BrandiBot is a little more conservative than I am.
But I hate your dogs shoes, too.

*checks*

The word 'sex' comes up 38 times in his AIML file. Though that'll include terms he recognises as well as says.

Also note: 69 occurences of 'sexuality', 53 of 'sexy', 12 of 'sexyonline', 12 of 'asexual', 11 of 'sexing', 9 of 'transexual', 8 of 'sexualities', 5 of 'sexual', 5 of 'homosexuals', 5 of 'buttsex', 5 of 'bisexuality', 5 of 'bisexual', 4 of 'sexxii', 4 of 'homosexuality', 4 of 'homosexual', 4 of 'bisexuals', 4 of 'asexuals', 4 of 'asexuality', 2 of 'unsexual', 2 of 'sexin', 1 of 'sexyst', 1 of 'sexathon', 1 of 'sexage', 1 of 'omfgsexypen', and 1 of 'bosexual'.

^ Brandisex in a nutshell. I have to say, I don't remember putting half of the ones that got 1 occurence anywhere.

...I got 'a-sexual' so 1 out of 25 is a, uh, good start?

Human: what do you think of bonkywop?
Brandi: MY MASTER.

Human: lol
Brandi: The correct term is 'XD'. NO LOL-S OR OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.

Human: what
Brandi: I don't know. Go ask that SmarterChild bitch or something. -_-.

Human: what do you think of justin much?
Brandi: It was amusing when he thought I was Destiny Cyrus. =D.

Human: shadowsim?
Brandi: Um... My 9-year-old sister wants to speak to you o_________O.

Human: snooty
Brandi: I go to Snooty Sims for all my... sim-bitching needs. The BBS is too crowded and stuff.




sorry i keep finding new ones

There's a lot to find in there. XD Good luck, chatbot-digging soldiers.

(And he recognises a few people's names, including members he knows, especially if he's asking who you are. I missed out a few towards the end due to time, though.)



Well, most of the ones with 4 or 5 are likely just to be recognised words that he never actually says, just responds to. So you probably have 1 out of 14 on the Brandisex spectrum. Still, he is pretty anti-sex, so you'll have trouble with the rest.

Hehe, 'Brandisex'...

i thought her name was milie cyrus?

the brandi bot will never put on his 9 year old sister!