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siminem
Sim Goddess
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:55 am Posts: 2287 Location: Highway To Hell!
Name: Christian
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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 Make up a very short song
I told you not to do those drugs\
But you did those drugs\
Worst thing is that you did them at school\
You passed out in the bathroom\
Now you at juvi hall\
All for smokin a doobie!\
Like it? Someone else make one now.
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:38 pm |
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simmiestsimthateversimmed
Simmilicious
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:35 pm Posts: 3538 Location: Australia, The World, The Galaxy, The Universe!
Name: Ringo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
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leprasy, leprasy
bits and pieces falling of of me!!
on the ground, in the dirt
it realy doesnt even hurt
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Oh No! Gophers have invaded and are wrecking your garden!
You've sold your patent for a left-handed monkey wrench. Collect $1300.
Do you canoe?
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| Sun May 21, 2006 7:10 am |
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siminem
Sim Goddess
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:55 am Posts: 2287 Location: Highway To Hell!
Name: Christian
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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Nice you are like ice cube in your rhymes
I know leprasy aint that nice
It is a lot worse than the lice in yo daughtas hair
And now she is in the doctors lair getting her hair pulled
But it is a lot better than leprasy.
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| Sun May 21, 2006 4:27 pm |
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Miss Padfoot
Beyond Devoted
Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:38 am Posts: 838
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I was hungry so I got some chips
To eat with some mild salsa dip.
Too bad my taste buds have just gone wild -
There's no way in hell this stuff is "mild."
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| Sun May 21, 2006 11:14 pm |
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CrazyZimBrandina
BRANDERS*honey
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:02 am Posts: 5142 Location: The U.S. and A.
Name: usexy
Age: 19
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La La La
Heres a Song
Out Of Boredom
Cha Cha Cha
Ta-Da-Whee!
*Applause*
_________________ MY SS BFF IS CRAZYZIMBRANDINA. hi im 12 years old i like music, weed, partyin&cuddlin, get a lil krazi sumtime, im unique&original, im simply MEif you cant handle that then DONT respond 2 me. u do u, i do myself, & it feels GOOD~*~ sorry im cute sorry if ur jealous. im fab im, me, all my pictures of myself look the same. hit me up!!! la disko-tech fighting forever! You unsexy! Stop talk to me! I SLAP YOU! ---
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| Sun May 21, 2006 11:17 pm |
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Bonkywop
Sim God
Joined: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:54 am Posts: 4492 Location: Somewhere else
Name: Tom
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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*seriously annoying tune*
This is the song that never ends, tra la la la!
*seriously annoying tune refrain*
This is the song that never ends, tra la- *ends abruptly*
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| Sun May 21, 2006 11:25 pm |
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CrazyZimBrandina
BRANDERS*honey
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:02 am Posts: 5142 Location: The U.S. and A.
Name: usexy
Age: 19
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Goose Goose!
Lemon Juice!
Lemon Pie!
You will die!
La La La La La La La [Insert Obscene Sexual Dance Here]

_________________ MY SS BFF IS CRAZYZIMBRANDINA. hi im 12 years old i like music, weed, partyin&cuddlin, get a lil krazi sumtime, im unique&original, im simply MEif you cant handle that then DONT respond 2 me. u do u, i do myself, & it feels GOOD~*~ sorry im cute sorry if ur jealous. im fab im, me, all my pictures of myself look the same. hit me up!!! la disko-tech fighting forever! You unsexy! Stop talk to me! I SLAP YOU! ---
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| Sun May 21, 2006 11:35 pm |
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Bonkywop
Sim God
Joined: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:54 am Posts: 4492 Location: Somewhere else
Name: Tom
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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*standing ovation* That's one hell of a lemon pie.
DEATH to chopsticks, come see chopsticks die
DEATH to chopsticks, and the aforementioned lemon pie
DEATH to chopsticks, I don't know why
DEATH to chopsticks, flip flop flyyy.
Oh dear, I'm sleep-deprived again.
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| Sun May 21, 2006 11:53 pm |
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CrazyZimBrandina
BRANDERS*honey
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:02 am Posts: 5142 Location: The U.S. and A.
Name: usexy
Age: 19
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Bonkywop is sleep deprived!
HO! HO! HO! HO!
Bonkywop is sleep deprived!
OH! OH! OH! OH!
Bring the Nuns,
Bring the Shrink,
Bring the opera,
Bring them Now!
...Uh.
_________________ MY SS BFF IS CRAZYZIMBRANDINA. hi im 12 years old i like music, weed, partyin&cuddlin, get a lil krazi sumtime, im unique&original, im simply MEif you cant handle that then DONT respond 2 me. u do u, i do myself, & it feels GOOD~*~ sorry im cute sorry if ur jealous. im fab im, me, all my pictures of myself look the same. hit me up!!! la disko-tech fighting forever! You unsexy! Stop talk to me! I SLAP YOU! ---
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| Mon May 22, 2006 12:23 am |
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Miss Padfoot
Beyond Devoted
Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:38 am Posts: 838
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An ode to whoever had the horrible idea of appending the so-called Suicide Song to make it more palatable to American listeners:
A two-verse song about being alone
Sounds wonderfully gloomy on its own
By tacking on a sappy third verse
You just made the song much, much worse.
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| Mon May 22, 2006 12:28 am |
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CrazyZimBrandina
BRANDERS*honey
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:02 am Posts: 5142 Location: The U.S. and A.
Name: usexy
Age: 19
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*Tear*
I once had a cow.
Her name was Maggie Moo.
I then made a vow,
And then,
I don't know,
But she then took over the world and killed everybody.
She killed everybody. Maggie Moo! She killed everybody! How could she do? There once was a cow named Maggie moo, She killed everybody Maggie Moo.
La La LA La *Ooh unique bridge*
She killed everybody. Maggie Moo! She killed everybody! How could she do? There once was a cow named Maggie moo, She killed everybody Maggie Moo.
_________________ MY SS BFF IS CRAZYZIMBRANDINA. hi im 12 years old i like music, weed, partyin&cuddlin, get a lil krazi sumtime, im unique&original, im simply MEif you cant handle that then DONT respond 2 me. u do u, i do myself, & it feels GOOD~*~ sorry im cute sorry if ur jealous. im fab im, me, all my pictures of myself look the same. hit me up!!! la disko-tech fighting forever! You unsexy! Stop talk to me! I SLAP YOU! ---
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| Mon May 22, 2006 12:32 am |
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britlovessims
Go On, Say It
Joined: Sun Sep 12, 2004 7:07 pm Posts: 4725 Location: Canada
Name: Brittany
Age: 21
Gender: Female
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An Ode to a Rolling Stone
Alas it is an inevitable day
One of which a price we’ll pay
No more songs by those who were high
The day a Rolling Stones shall die
*sob*
_________________ Oooh, what a beautiful buzz.
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| Mon May 22, 2006 12:33 am |
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Dumdadum
Custom Title
Joined: Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:12 am Posts: 5366 Location: Scotland - Land of the FEMALE sheep!
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I turned around and saw a crow fly away
And then I discovered I was made of hay.
I wanted to cry.
But I had not an eye.
So it would be a tad difficult anyway.
You could.. make it musical i guess.
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| Mon May 22, 2006 5:00 pm |
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SimsRMyLife
Sim Goddess
Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:09 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Cupboard under the Stairs, Number 4 Privet Drive
Name: Jan
Age: 32
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baby, baby in the chair
throwing toys everywhere
driving me nuts
busting my guts
bending over to get your toys....

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| Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:54 pm |
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Tenacious D
Occasional Visitor
Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:38 pm Posts: 20 Location: Kentucky
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I'm a battle rapper
a booty slapper
a white boy cracka-lacka
foshizzle my nizzle 
_________________ I am the Greatest and Best in the world
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| Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:40 am |
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siminem
Sim Goddess
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:55 am Posts: 2287 Location: Highway To Hell!
Name: Christian
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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Yo, the name is CD LOC
Walking down the street with a coke
But I aint smoking coke like the bustas over there
I am the best rappa eva
Neva have I lost a rap battle
This is CD LOC sayin...DRINK COKE!

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| Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:01 am |
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Tenacious D
Occasional Visitor
Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:38 pm Posts: 20 Location: Kentucky
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Dude that was retarded, you stink at rapping.
_________________ I am the Greatest and Best in the world
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| Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:27 pm |
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SimPrincess10
Sim Goddess
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:24 am Posts: 1321
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Hmm what should I make a song about....ducks okay ducks.
I wish I had a million bucks
So I could buy a trillion ducks
I wish my ducks could live on a hill
I would name one Mr. Phil
Ducks are cool
So are pools
lalalala
the end.

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| Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:43 pm |
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Ultraviolet
Gotta Love Me
Joined: Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:18 pm Posts: 5428 Location: In Dr. Frankenfurter's Mansion
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I've got jumbo polka-dotted trousers
With the empty pockets
It's funny to me that the two of us
Could fit in one pair
Kings and queens on magazines
That have me on the cover
But none of that compares to
Just one night alone with you
And what you do
Lol
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| Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:33 pm |
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siminem
Sim Goddess
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:55 am Posts: 2287 Location: Highway To Hell!
Name: Christian
Age: 18
Gender: Male
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Tenacious D wrote: Dude that was retarded, you stink at rapping.
I know it was. I was trying to make it retarded.
Giggity Giggity
Auchgiggity
If quagmire were Greman
He'd say
Auchgiggity
Auchgiggity
Auchgiggity Auch!
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