Yes, it's another of my adventure games! For those of you that played 'Text Adventure!' on IND, you will know the rules. For those who didn't, here they are:

You are in controll of a protagonist (Marvin) who is destined for greatness. You tell him what to do and a picture or short comic will appear drawn by yours truly. Just suggest what to do and I will take what you ask into consideration and draw the best one.

Now for the start of an epic quest....


You awake from slumber and sit on your bed/bench. The other things in the room are your Netbook and a door. The room in question is minimalist, your mother has a weird obsession with this outdated and rediculess 90's trend.


Now it is time to decide the fate of Marvin!

Make Marvin go to Snootysims and post something.

I suck at drawing people on the floor.



After licking the floor to clear off dust bunnies, Marvin opens the door.

What now? Shall he head to the 7/11 for some Slurpees or head to the Map Store? Or something else?

Punch the first person to come out of the Map Store.

You're terrible

Could Marvin punch a child?



No, because Marvin is too much of a pussy.


The ninja child drops a map. It looks old and it leads to a place that is said to be haunted by a ghost. Not just any ghost, a zombie-ghost!


Do you use the map, sell the map for money or something else.

Copy the map down and sell it!



Marvin should also be a Kleptomaniac and swipe things in both stores.

You swipe an iPhone, a blueberry and cherry drink and a candy shaped like Oprah.

The police arrest you while you try to steal a baby. They did not take your loot as they could not find your inventory. Infront of you is a locked door that leads to a hallway. By the door is a bulky guy who calls himself 'Sally' and talks to his thumb who will more than likely rape you if you go near him.

Offtopic: This is hilarious!

Marvin should offer Sally his Oprah candy in exchange for a rape-free zone, and maybe some help escaping.

DOES THAT REALLY LOOK LIKE A MAN YOU WANT TO TRUST?



Well, Sally is an avid Oprah fan and stole every book that is in the Oprah Book Club. He happily scoffs the candy in exchange for not touching you in 'places' and he opens the drain for you.


Why Marvin chose to escape on Bacon Chilli Night is anybodys guess.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Use the GPS in the iPhone to locate the X on the treasure map.

BUT DO A BARREL ROLL FIRST!

You now have the map on your iPhone.


The map points Marvin out of the sewers. But, he has to jump out of a pipe...


Down a cliff into some fog. The prison knows that he has gone and have a search party looking for you. What now?

Walk away from the prison?

Inhale all the fog and blow it out in shapes that make a rude word. ;D

Pelvis thrust through the fog.

*gasp*


*blow*


*awe*

The moon does not approve of your vulgar language.


Now what? You are at the bottom of a cliff by a waterfall made of human waste, the nearest city is 10KM away and it would be foolish to walk all that way, for this is near the lair of the MIDNIGHT SLASHER.

Swipe the sign then hold out your leg and try hitchhiking.

Use piss to mark your territory.