*sorry for lack of me caring, I have been busy with school. To makeup, I made a more detailed Marvin, by which I mean he has a proper body made in XP Paint. It took 3 minutes.*




As you are doing your buisness (peeing), you see something that stops you mid-stream...



THE MIDNIGHT SLASHER!

He seems like a reasonable gentleman...
As he stares into your soul, you wander why they call him that, as he uses a Katana, which is a cleaving weapon.

wat do?

(yes, Marvin is MSPainted and everyone else will be GIMPed. what of it?

See if he likes watersports a.k.a piss on him.

Exchange your slushie for his weapon. It could come in useful when the police track you down.

Marvin Extends a shaky arm and presents the drink to the Slasher.

Damn, 7/11 really take the piss with Slurpee size. The Slasher must be very angry, because his face looks as if you have just looked to tickle his nutsack.

Pupils massive and red, Katana in the air... yeah, he's going to stab you up.

Trying to escape, Marvin dives over another cliff. But where does he land?

An elderly retirement center full of old people with dementia... did I mention they're also all gullible?

Fuck this town and it's weird geographical location.


So yeah... welcome to Shady Springs Old Folks Home. You crashed into the sitting room. What a shithole. Nobody is there because it is 1:15AM.

Zombie mutant ninja turtle OAPs come and try to eat your brains... or your phone, they aren't picky.

Open the tiny door to the right(his left) and enter Narnia.

SHIIIIIT!


Marvin quickly adds the Glass Shards to his inventory, to use as a weapon against Ethel and her army of brain-eating mutant OAPs. Only problem is, thos shards will break after one use.


So, Marvin uses his Inventories Combine feature to craft...

THE SUPERIOR SHARD.

While small in size, The Superior Shard can hack and slash all day long.

Okay, it's just one lady. She can't be that hard to...

Well shit. There is no way that you can kill a whole house full of Mutant OAP Turtle Zombies. Now what?

Go through the rabbit hole to wonderland.

And turn tiny.

and befriend the mad hatter. [:

that's who's in that book right? the mad hatter? yeah.

Marvin jumps out the window to escape the Zombies. He spies a rabbit hole. An idea pops into his head that he got from a book that he read on his Amazon Kindle.


Well shit. That was so stupid, the Moon is giving you looks of disapproval.


While Marvin tries to get out of a Rabbit Hole, we shall meet the second hero of our tale...


Back in the town of Amborne (where Marvin is from), a girl awakens from her slumber.

She slips on a dress and puts on some lipstick. There is only one thing she needs for her day to start. A name.

Bottom.

lucille!

and she has a mangina.

oooooooooooooooo- Sharon.

I second Sharon, I think it fits her.

Horray for compromise!

Her name is Sharon Bottoms. She is 14, female and a riot! All her friends love her, but the kids at school don't. Only her online friends understand her. Her best online friend, Marvin, said that he had an adventure to go on. Now she has nobody to talk to and her parents to put up with. So, she decided to run away. Yesterday, she added all she would need to her inventory. It is 2AM.

Now what?

She travels upon the back of Harold, her pet griffin (whom she obviously packed in her inventory) and flies about until she comes across Marvin, whom she helps out of the rabbit hole.

She proceeds to pull her vagina lips off her face and back onto her vagina.