Now she looks like a man in a wig! Oh well, Sharon gets rid of her lipstick and slips into a better dress, as the last one made it hard for the artist to draw arms.

God, her room is empty. Her mother took away all her stuff (bar the bed) after a row. Oh well, she won't miss it.


*I know she looks like she was drawn by a retarded chimp in this, but don't hate!*
Sharon jumps out of the window into the world below. And then, a message from Marvin...




Now what? You can't go home and Marvin needs you! wat do?

She uses her iPhone to download the iTeleport to iTeleport to iMarvin and help him on his iAdventure.

Unfortunately, as it's an iPhone 4, Sharon held it the wrong way and ends up teleporting to somewhere else...


Where does she end up?

Candyland, where Katy Perry is swinging her whipped cream boobs. Sharon kills her though.

She ends up in Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas (AKA God's waiting room for Pop stars), in the middle of a Cher/Bette Middler duo extravaganza

So, she ends up with Katy Perry.


Now what?

She makes Katy Perry's head not spin 360, BECAUSE THOSE STRAPS ARE TOTALLY NOT FRONT STRAPS HUN. Then she asks the moon for help, and the moon takes her to a gay bar. :3

The Moon isn't too happy that you only just realised that he has a face. But he may help...


He points Sharon in the right direction, up Baking Poweder Peak, the highest mountain in Candy Land. He even gives Sharon an old Space Suit for warmth. Which she combine with her dress to make the Astro Dress. Because of the size of the space suit, the Astro Dress is a size too big and makes her look a tad fat



Now she is halfway up the Peak. How does she get to the top?

A wormhole appears out of nowhere.

She eats the mountain until everything above her is gone, and thus she is on the peak... then she gains tonnes of weight and dies.

Suddenly; a Wormhole!



As Sharon ascends up the peak, Wormulos realises that he will never see another girl like her. His one chance at love has climbed up the mountain. But, with nothing to distract him, he can focus 100% on his studies.


Wormulos became a Lawyer.

Sharon sees him, takes him in as her lawyer and sues the owner of the Candyland peak.

Wow this is so epic! :L
And i laughed at everything ben said so far 0.0


Oh oh oh!

The worm should totally be about to do what erry says, but then a bird eats it :>

A noble idea, but Sharon takes no notice of Wormulos because, well... He's a worm.


Now, the reason why Sharon was climbing the peak... It is the tallest point in the tri-county area. She can see just about everything from up here...

The City skyline, Misty Peak Prison and Sewage Treatment Plant, Twin Peaks, Shady Springs Old Folks Home, Marvin....

MARVIN!?

Hey, up there... That looks like... SHARON! And just in time, Ethyl just made it out of the window...

So, now we can control Marvin and Sharon (+ her sidekick Wormulos)... who will end up helping who?

Got bored, decided to continue.

Sharon dives down using her Astro Suits anti-grav option (you thought that Astronoughts got around space beacuse there is no gravity? Silly child) and whisks Marvin away from the OAP Zombie Turtle Mutants.


The last of the power is used flying down the cliff and into the unknown... What lies below is up to you...

A run down brothel.

At the bottom of the cliff, stuck in the sand is the magical place known as Fantastic ωhores. It's a little big for a whore house, but hey. The more the merrier.

In a lone window, we can see our third hero. She's kind of a badass who taught herself how to speak and fight. Only she knows what happend during the 'Event'. Not having been given a name (because her mother was too busy being penatrated by 7 guys at once to care), it is time she got one.

Shanna Buttocks.

Blanche Pagina.

(Pagina means page in Spanish. That I learned today, and has not left my thoughts.)

Pagina means ''page'' in Dutch too!

*I'm Dutch*